Item Description: A squirrel which constantly moved much slower than normal, even when jumping or falling, similar to "slow-motion" video footage.
At random intervals, the snow globe will contain a small shed, car, or truck, which reacts to the explosion.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Sokrovenno, Russia Current Status: In storage.
Any liquid drunk from glass reported to taste like P████ brand cola.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Site-19 Current Status: Destroyed after being dropped by canteen worker █████ ███████.
All other clothing articles simply drop off to the floor when hanger is employed.
Date of Recovery: 09-15-████ Location of Recovery: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada Current Status: In storage. When shaken, instead of falling snow, it shows a miniature-scale nuclear explosion.
Accuracy or even proficiency with the firearm is not required for the anomaly to function.
Voice sounds whether or not the shot is, in fact, "nice". Only long-sleeve, blue, men's dress shirts with collar sizes between 15.5" and 16.5" can successfully be hung upon it.
Item Description: Normal garden slugs, whose trail has the exact same chemical composition and taste as commercial-brand ranch dressing.
They also appear to reproduce by binary fission every week.
Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention.